Dear God I have way too much time on my hands if I was able to fill out this beast in only a few days.

Welcome to over one hundred of the dumbest questions about your character. These are things that, if someone were to ask you in real life, you could answer without giving it any thought whatsoever. Most characters, however, can't answer this because authors never think about it - it's unimportant. Well, these things are going to help you define you character more.

Some tips: Answer these in character, but only in a situation where your character would be 100% honest with themselves and with the person asking the question. Otherwise, answer as an author, and still be 100% honest.

( Character: Alyx Lethe )

Title: Beast in Man's Clothing
Genre: Monster (June 2009)
Word Count: 4489
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): some violence, abuse, lack of beta, rushed finish
Include In Anthology?: Yes
Preferred Author Name to be Used in Anthology: Becca Todd

( Wren managed to get three blocks away from her apartment before anything happened. A new record for her. )

Title: Mute
Author: twilights_blue
Rating: PG
Warnings: Ghei, lack of beta, rushed finish
Summary: He just wanted to be alone so he could rest, and instead he had to deal with this babbling.

( I was just trying to be a good boyfriend. )

Title: Idiot Love
Author: twilights_blue
Rating: PG
Warnings: Ghei, lack of beta, rushed finish
Summary: That was impossible. How could he think that way about an idiot?

( Oh, but I'm your idiot! )

Title: Scarred Soul
Author: twilights_blue
Rating: PG-13 for now
Warnings: Eventual slash, lack of beta, writing while exhausted, etc.
Chapter: Five
Summary: But Miles wasn't listening to the other man. He was sitting bolt upright in his seat, focusing on something Wright had dragged in without realizing it.

( For some reason, Miles suddenly believed that this was what insanity smelled like. )

Title: Scarred Soul
Author: twilights_blue
Rating: PG-13 for now
Warnings: Eventual slash, lack of beta, rushed finish, etc.
Chapter: Four
Summary: How did one go about calming a panicked wolf?

( It was hard to tell over the phone, but the prosecutor sounded strained. )

Title: Princess
Author: twilights_blue
Word Count: 4928
Warnings: randomness, craziness, lack of beta, rushed finish
Summary: He still wasn’t sure what was going on exactly, but he would play along until he figured things out. It was either that or simply wait for his mind to unravel from all of this insanity.

( It was just then that a flock of manatees flew across the sky. )

Title: Scarred Soul
Author: twilights_blue
Rating: PG-13 for now
Warnings: Eventual slash, lack of beta, etc.
Chapter: Three
Summary: And so Phoenix found himself in a situation similar to the one he was in a week ago. Stalemate.

( I believe you. )

Title: Scarred Soul
Author: twilights_blue
Rating: PG-13 for now
Warnings: Eventual slash, lack of beta, etc.
Chapter: Two
Summary: He was going to regret it. With his level of exhaustion, it would be risky to do it. And yet, as Miles watched Wright’s worried expression, he found himself starting to speak.

( Honestly, Edgeworth, you're one of the worst liars outside of court. )

Title: Scarred Soul
Author: twilights_blue
Rating: PG-13 for now
Warnings: eventual slash, implied violence, cursing, and probably a whole bunch of stuff I can't think of right now
Chapter: One
Summary: Phoenix watched him go, still a little surprised by Edgeworth’s uncharacteristic behavior. What the hell was going on? Was the prosecutor feeling okay?
Author's Notes: Yeah, um, hi. First fanfic in two years, can you believe that? Anyways, this was written in two days flat after an idea that, for some reason, was started by attalander's fics. It was mostly a whole, "Well, if this fandom has vampires, then why can't it have my favorite mythical creature in it?" kinda thing.

( Because sometimes, in order to live among humanity, one must sacrifice a large part of his own humanity. )